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denver themed guerrillas in san francisco
the guerrilla press, san francisco, california, august 24, 2002
 
for every ride you get extra guerrilla miles! 
billy trix and her entourage were in san francisco on august 24, and the san francisco guerrilla queer bar threw a party just for us!  our party was lead by the infamous mega fantastic barney schlockum.  barney is san francisco guerrilla queer bar's icon and organizer.  his theme: "denver boys are in town, and the best denver themed outfit gets to go home with them."  everyone was a winner!  the night started off in a bar quite similar to what the denver guerrillas turned blue 67 into, a white trash bar, called butter. to our surprise, this bar was white trash before the guerrillas arrived.  in the back of butter was a trailer, and throughout the night it was shaking. i think that's where they make the martinis.  in guerrilla style, the san francisco guerrillas crashed a birthday party.  feeling a tad bit guilty and an uncontrollable need for attention, billy kicked celine dion outta the way and lead her denver dressed soldiers in singing the megaphone mix of happy birthday!  the dj was quite accommodating and turned down the music for us.   after our butter cup adventure, we jaunted down the street to a bar with a giant cow hanging from the bar, called holy cow.  holy cow's "immediate megaphone ejection policy" became apparent, but not before we announced ditchin' the straight bar and movin' on to some family friendly establishments.  the rest of the evening is a blur, but billy remembers a few long islands, a lovely "standing room only" v.i.p. backroom in a leather bar, and waking up in a lovely hotel bath tub. a big 'ol slobbery kiss goes out to all the san francisco guerrilla queer bar boys and girls for making our evening in san francisco such a fabulous night!
 
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invitation
From: "Guerrilla Queer Bar" <gqb@lb.bcentral.com>
To: "List Member"
Sent: Friday, August 23, 2002 3:41 PM
Subject: [Sat Aug 24] Mile High Adventures In Debauchery (Details)

They're here!
They put the "ass" in "ambassadors!"
They want to party with you!
This Saturday, 8-24, at 8:30 p.m., South of Market
Bar crawl starts at Butter (354 11th St, near Folsom)

The new and successful instigators of the new and successful Denver GQB are in town this weekend, and they want to troll straight bars in South of Market, with your cute self.

Meet us for GQB's first ever SOMA bar crawl, from 8:30 till whenever.

We'll hit the twentysomething-&-straight folks' zaniest weekend warrior destinations.

Then you can:

1) Proceed to your favorite South of Market queer debauchery, or
2) Continue to frolic with those cute girls you meet from Hayward and their poor boyfriends, or
3) Sample the amazing array of bands at Nadine's Wild Weekend, the multi-club music-fest that answers the question: Who and what is the San francisco live music scene?

How's that for an evening?

Best Denver-themed outfit gets to go home with them. They said.
 
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