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billy's funky fashion show at the funky buddha
the guerrilla gazette, denver, colorado, september 21, 2002
 
funky fashion at funky buddha!
 
on saturday, september 21, 2002, billy welcomed 300 - 400 fabulously fun friends at the funky buddha!  the theme: "funky fashion."  as always, the party was outta control!  we quickly took over both the downstairs and upstairs.  rumors of a guerrilla hittin' on the dj were confirmed true!  there were typical and predictable kissy slobber fests with guerrilla boys and girls, and a straight boy or two was involved, as this reporter learned.  we took over the upstairs so much so there was a line, roped off by a lovely red velvet rope, just to get upstairs.  upstairs there was a birthday party, with some fabulously dressed patrons, which we quickly crashed!  the birthday party had sparklers and it's own birthday cake.  an ultra cute bartender upstairs, with a smile to die for, couldn't get enough of the guerrillas!  we counted 7 feather boas, some with glitter and some without.  the cycle sluts were everywhere, along with our lovely "in face" soldiers.  a favourite amongst the guerrillas, the sexy vixen with the penis balloon from the last guerrilla party arrived and jumped on a table and did a dirty dance involving a bottle!  as always, our resident "nipple inspector" was present inspecting nipples of hot boys!  the best article was the imported guerrilla queer bar shirt on runways in milan, "i love billy!" modeled by the happiest guerrilla queer bar member ever!  even diverse city's undercover scene queens, agents x and y were on the scene and wrote about the messy funky buddha.  check out billy's snapshots here.
 
cycle sluts amidst guerrilla queer bar!
at billy's third guerrilla queer bar: "billy's funky fashion show," numerous sightings of sluts abound!  it has been reported that the funky buddha called in haz-mat teams to clean up all the glitter found the following sunday morning!  perhaps it was nuclia wastes' radioactive glitter?  anyone have any handcuffs?  these sluts are no criminals of course, the cycle sluts were one of our ultra mega special guests that came out for guerrilla queer bar and were welcomed by cheers upon entering the funky buddha!  lotsa snapshots of the cycle sluts are in snapshots here.
 
san francisco guerrilla queer bar soldiers joined us!
the creators of the san francisco guerrilla queer bar were another ultra special mega guest at the funky buddha!  barney schlockum and his naughty san francisco boys treated billy trix to a fabulously fun party in san francisco last month.  from billy's first hand experience, barney's megaphone is just as big as billy's!  barney and his friends were ultra fun!  they had a ultra mega fun time and we show'ed 'em denver guerrilla queer bar kicks ass!
 
billy snaps
 
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invitation
click here for the funky fashion show invitation.
 
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