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you're
invited to "billy's trendy and bobby's
tacky" party!
guerrilla
queer bar's "billy's trendy and bobby's
tacky" party
friday, december 13, 2002 at 9 ish
no cover before 10pm!
club
sanctuary, 2040 larimer street, denver, colorado 80205 |
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| billy,
what is the bobby tacky party? |
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| billy
trix here, your fabulously fun party
coordinator extraordinaire, inviting you to
the tackiest guerrilla queer bar yet!
now honestly, whatever could go wrong throwing
a guerrilla queer bar on friday december
13th? absolutely everything! when
billy thinks of "wrong," bobby
trendy's lovely and luxurious designs come to
mind. so join us for the next guerrilla
queer bar this friday, december 13th, 2002
after 9 pm at club
sanctuary! we're gonna have some fun
with the most flamboyant designer on screen:
bobby trendy. we'll have some
fabulous special guests, including some
sparkling favorites! we are expecting a
huge turnout! club sanctuary's
dress code doesn't allow sneakers, so the
drinks are on billy for the first person to
come as a huge pink sneaker in high
heels. bobby trendy recently visited
denver. during his stay he spoke with
out front colorado then whisked himself off to
club sanctuary for a few drinks! bobby
said he loves our fabulous city of denver for
our large homes and great nightlife. a
moment of awestricken silence is in order,
perhaps two. so let's welcome him to
denver... the only way billy knows how...
guerrilla style! arrive early
between 9 and 10pm. no cover
before 10pm! |
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| billy,
what's the theme? |
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time we're poking some fun at the lavish bobby
trendy! what's that mean exactly?
imagine you were a piece of furniture,
flawlessly chiseled and made of hard wood...
mmmm. now imagine what you'd look like
after bobby trendy was done with you!
you'd be luxuriously hideous!
help! what ever should you
wear? wear something hidden deep
in the back of your closet that should have
been a pattern on a couch 30 years ago... wear
a big fur coat.. bring a glue gun and make big
fluffy pillows... velvet, boas, fur, silk,
feathers... be as gaudy as you can! in
the words of bobby trendy himself: "think
pink!" |
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| billy,
who is bobby trendy? |
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| oh
hunny, where have you been? reality
shows are in! bobby
trendy is that flaming designer on e
entertainment's anna
nicole show. download the club
mix of the anna nicole show theme to get
ya in the mood... it starts out "hey, so
i swallow, so?" need i say
more? if you haven't followed the show,
anna hires bobby trendy designs to decorate
her new house. problems arise more
frequently than billy's last trick on viagra.
anna orders some furniture, including a gold
leaf coffee table. guerrilla etiquette:
friends don't let friends buy gold leaf coffee
tables. next, anna gets a bed from
bobby, returns it, gets another one, hates it,
rips it up and accuses bobby of hot gluing
feathers on her pillows instead of stitching
them on. it goes on and on and on. if
you're gonna have drama, best it be designer
drama i've always said! bobby loves
being posh. he drives around in a jag,
with gucci glasses and scarfs abound.
his little blonde chicken assistant is
adorable! bobby hates competition and he
hates being criticized for his designs.
he'll suggest one shop for martha stewart if
they don't approve of or can't afford bobby
trendy! to sum up his style, bobby
is the anti philippe
starck, mixing leopard print, pink fur and
silk. oh no hunny! billy's eyes
are bleeding! bobby, billy loves
you! |
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| billy,
i hear you've been around. have you ever
worked with bobby trendy before? |
| darling,
from what i've heard, bobby doesn't like
groups... he's happy doing it all by
himself. he's had some harsh words for
other meddling designers: |
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"give
martha stewart a call, because you're
probably more familiar with her
merchandise than you are with
mine." |
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"as
you know, too many cooks spoil the
soup." |
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"hot
glue? not from my store." |
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"white
fur and pink fur checkered on the walls
with leopard print? sure, we can
do that." |
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| billy,
can you deliver your flawlessly chiseled hard
wood self to my home? |
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specialize in front and back door service, day
or night hunny! but to place an order,
you've gotta find me first! i'll give
you a hint: i'll be at club
sanctuary on friday, december 13th, 2002
after 9ish. if you haven't been to club
sanctuary, it looks like bobby trendy
decorated it himself! club sanctuary has
a few lounges including a vip lounge, a large
dance floor, and a lonely room and board table
in the back with a plywood top screaming
"please save me." club
sanctuary opens at 9:00 pm. there's a line and
a cover after 10:00 pm so plan
accordingly. club sanctuary is located
at 2040
larimer street in lodo on larimer between 20th
and 21st, two blocks from coors field.
see you there! |
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anna
nicole, bobby trendy, e entertainment, martha,
phillippe starck and club sanctuary are not
associated with queerbar.com
copyright 2002
the organization for the ethical and
humane treatment of bananas
queerbar.com |
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