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you're invited to guerrilla idol!
guerrilla idol
thursday, january 16, 8:00 pm
sing sing, 1735 19th street, denver, colorado 80205
 
 
billy, does guerrilla idol cause bleeding from the ears?
...depends on what you stick in them hunny!  always fresh and fun, billy's inviting you on a fabulously fun adventure.  who will be the next guerrilla idol?  you will!  this time we are invading sing sing.  our latest target has two bars and a lovely stage in the middle surrounded by madonna wannabes en masse.  for a riotous time, sing sing is the place to say good-bye to your inhibitions and live out your star fantasies... clothed star fantasies that is. you're welcome to live out your porn star fantasies in billy's bondage basement.  two dueling pianists compete for your laughs and voices. they cover everything from show tunes to rock-n-roll to the latest pop. in the spirit of guerrilla queer bar, let's re-write the play list!  how would the pwl mix of ymca sound on the piano?  hmmm, on second thought, perhaps guerrilla idol could cause bleeding from the ears!  the frat house atmosphere is contagious even for the most refined club goers.  rowdy crowds pack the place, but not as rowdy as the guerrillas... so arrive early for a front table!
 
billy, what's a guerrilla idol wear?
if wanna do your hair like justin... if you wanna be as bitchy as simon... if you wanna carry a cardboard cut out of a dancing cartoon dog and be paula abdul... be my guest... we'll ensure you're seated in the dumpster-adjacent section.  better yet... save your guerrilla attire budget for next month, as we kick off our seven month anniversary party on february 15th... the guerrilla leather bar!  why seven month you ask?  because seven is always better than six!
 
billy, is a guerrilla idol audition coming to my city?
chop chop hunny!  hurry on over to guerrilla idol.   join the guerrilla boys and girls at sing sing at 8:00 pm.   arrive on time, sometimes there's a line out the door and down the street.  sing sing is located in the same building as the denver chop house.  mmmmm.  who's up for a tasty beef steak?  i'm always in the mood for some tasty chicken!  direct all yellow checkered limousines to 1735 19th street, denver, colorado 80205.  i've said it before and i'll say it again... sing sing is ultra mega fun, and fills up quick. sing sing's cover charge is $3.00.  cheap!  see you there!
 


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