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guerrilla party invitation
you're invited to guerrilla idol!
guerrilla
idol
thursday, january 16, 8:00 pm
sing
sing, 1735 19th street, denver, colorado 80205
billy, does
guerrilla idol cause bleeding from the ears?
...depends on what you stick in them hunny!
always fresh and fun, billy's inviting you on a
fabulously fun adventure. who will be the next
guerrilla idol? you will! this time we
are invading sing sing. our latest target has
two bars and a lovely stage in the middle surrounded
by madonna wannabes en masse.
for
a riotous time, sing sing is the place to say
good-bye to your inhibitions and live out your star
fantasies... clothed star fantasies that is.
you're welcome to live out your porn star
fantasies in billy's bondage basement. two
dueling pianists compete for your laughs and voices.
they cover everything from show tunes to rock-n-roll
to the latest pop. in the spirit of guerrilla queer
bar, let's re-write the play list! how would
the pwl mix of ymca sound on the piano? hmmm,
on second thought, perhaps guerrilla idol could
cause bleeding from the ears! the frat house
atmosphere is contagious even for the most refined
club goers. rowdy crowds pack the place, but
not as rowdy as the guerrillas... so arrive early for
a front table!
billy, what's a
guerrilla idol wear?
if wanna do your hair
like
justin... if you wanna be as bitchy as
simon... if you wanna carry a cardboard cut out
of a dancing cartoon dog and be
paula abdul... be my guest... we'll ensure
you're seated in the dumpster-adjacent section.
better yet... save your guerrilla attire budget for
next month, as we kick off our seven month anniversary party on february 15th... the guerrilla leather bar!
why seven month you ask? because seven is
always better than six!
billy, is a
guerrilla idol audition coming to my city?
chop chop hunny!
hurry on over to guerrilla idol. join
the guerrilla boys and girls at sing sing at 8:00
pm. arrive on time, sometimes there's a
line out the door and down the street.
sing sing is located in the same building as the
denver chop house. mmmmm. who's up for a
tasty beef steak? i'm always in the mood for
some tasty chicken! direct all yellow checkered
limousines to
1735 19th street, denver, colorado 80205.
i've said it
before and i'll say it again... sing sing is ultra
mega fun, and fills up quick. sing sing's cover
charge is $3.00. cheap!
see you there!
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