the guerrilla queer bar in denver - guerrilla party invitation

you're invited to the guerrilla leather bar!
guerrilla leather bar
saturday, february 15, 9:00 pm
polly esthers culture club, 2301 blake street, denver, colorado 80205

billy says slap on the leather!

it was inevitable! it's our anniversary party in leather! billy won't stand for any excuses. if you're not in leather, you just might get a billy spanking! :-) we'll want every guerrilla boy and girl in leather for our 7 month anniversary! why seven you ask? 'cause seven is always better than six! some of you may have thought that we'd save a leather bar for our one year anniversary, but we've got something outrageous planned for our one year. it's true, and it's gonna be a fabulously fun time! so get some leather ready, slap it on, and i do mean slap it... and join billy and all the guerrilla boys and girls for a fabulously fun retro time at polly esthers on blake street in lodo. we'll meet around 9 ish. polly esthers has a cover, which ranges from $4 to $7, depending on how you work it... kinda like another thing i am quite intimately familiar with! polly esther's caters to the generation born a little too late for the original '70s style--those who wore bell bottoms and tube tops the second time around and who now wouldn't leave the house without a cell phone. this is one of the only truly sweaty, uninhibited pickup joints in lodo. pictures of farrah, the doobie brothers and david cassidy evoke the big-haired yet lovable '70s--but you'll see signs of our own times, too. there 3 dance floors, playing a mix of 70's, 80's and techno. there's even a giant twister game! the billy cam will be on twister patrol. during one of billy's scounting parties, while we checked out polly eshters, eventually a rodeo buckin' drag queen ended up serving beers! that's how fun polly esthers is! even the bouncers are quite accommodating when it comes to the dreaded "red carpet cab escort" according to liquor soaked billy! so collect your favorite frat boy, trick him into thinkin' you've planned a 'straight boys night out,' and drag him down to polly esthers for the guerrilla 7 month anniversary party!

billy's dress code discipline... let's see how much leather we can fit in the luv bug!

this is important so listen up or else bondage billy might take you to his basement for some discipline! according to polly esthers, the only dress code in effect is for men, and states "no tank tops." how could anyone say no to a tank top? any boy with a gun as big as a tank's can be my top any day! if polly esthers doesn't like tank tops, it might be a good idea to make your grand entrance with a shirt covering any questionable naked shoulders or other naked parts of your person. later you can loose the covers and feign heat exhaustion! don't forget, the best part about guerrilla queer bar is the surprise, and we've had great success in the past! if you're worried about your attire, just remember that getting in the door is the hardest part. once you're in, you're in! we'll have a great time! billy's always got a backup plan, so if polly esthers decides they don't want us, we'll be happy to relocate our usual 400 + infantry to a secret location. the best part about relocating is that no one knows but billy where we are off to next! so come join us as we kick off our seven month anniversary party... the guerrilla leather bar!

billy, i'm jumpin' in the luv bug! where's polly's at?

polly eshters is on blake street in lodo. it's in a big 'ol dark building with smiley faces and a giant pac man above the entrance. join the guerrilla boys and girls at polly eshters at 9:00 pm. i've said it before and i'll say it again... guerrilla queer bars are ultra mega fun! hope to see you there!