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guerrilla leather bar, our most popular party yet!
the guerrilla gazette, denver, colorado, february 15, 2003
 
7 is better than 6... but who'd turn down a giant tongue?
on february 15, 2003, billy and the fabulously fun guerrilla boys and girls invaded polly esthers, located near coors field in lodo, denver.  we attracted over 400 people, our best crowd yet!  we definitely made the bar ours for the night, pushing the dress code to the limit! the bar was exceptionally gracious to us, and saw past the tank top policy once they saw how beautiful guerrilla boys and girls are!  we arrived to celebrate our 7 month anniversary.  you've heard it before... 7 is better than 6... but we really mean it this time.  our 7th guerrilla queer bar is one of our best!  the guerrillas arrived sporting leather, bondage and glittery attire.  the 3 dance floors were pushed to the limit, and those not interested in shakin' their grove thang, busied themselves with an eager to please giant tongue. sing sing's door boy could learn a thing or two from our lovely hostess, offering a discount here and there for guerrillas in costume.  the studly manager personally welcomed us and made sure our night was extra fabulously fun.  our djs were great, completely prepared for the guerrillas, one even sporting a camera for his own guerrilla snapshots!  billy trix personally offers the polly esthers crew "on your knees" kind of gratitude for a fabulously fun anniversary party.
 
twister, the leather edition
as an anniversary present, billy trix received a very special guerrilla version of twister. twister, the leather edition, gives new meaning to a typical "roll playing game."  not once and not twice, but over and over the spinner landed on the black spot, which dictates "find something leather, and put your hands on it!" this reporter can't comment on where the feet were supposed to go, but it's safe to assume probably in the air. eventually after running out of hands and feet, our eager players we're still able to continue play by "bending" a few rules.  the nipple inspector was on site to ensure fair play and dispense discipline for naughty cheating.
 
where does it hurt?
billy's private nurse arrived on site with a special brand of medicine... but was called out on a hunky blonde boy emergency later that evening. keeping a vigil over the hunky blonde boy the entire night, billy's private nurse arrived the next day, relieved to report the hunky blonde boy will pull through, but will require many more intense nightly treatments. 
 
we're bussing 'em in
billy wants to extend a special thanks to everyone who came to our anniversary party, and hopes everyone had an ultra mega fun time.  we had a record turn out this time, over 400 people!  guerrilla queer bar is fun because of you, our bitches.  ;-)  billy and the entourage only plan the party, but you make it fun.  we've got more in store for you, always fresh, always fun, and always messy!  we've got some extra special parties planned for you. 
 
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invitation
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