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you're invited to the "saint trix day parade"
a pub crawl parading through lodo
saturday, march 15th, 2003 at 8 ish
starting at nallen's irish pub, 1429 market saint denver, colorado 80202

billy, what is the "saint trix day parade?"

billy just doesn't get enough attention so he's bestowed a holiday deserving of a parade upon himself! it just so happens billy's day coincides with saint patrick's day! join us this saturday, march 15 at 8 ish, starting at nallen's irish pub, for a saint patrick's day pub crawl. for those of you used to a larger city, where the nightlife is saturated within walking distance in one area rather than a suburban ride away, a pub crawl is popping in an out of a few bars, making an appearance at a select few, before arriving at the final destination. the final destination is usually saved for last because it's the best! we've got 3 fabulous bars on our agenda. whomever said the gay irish can't march in a parade was mistaken! whether you're having a midori sour, an appletini, or green beer; green is the theme for saint patrick's day! it's just another excuse to get sauced, but this time a little greener and parading from bar to bar. we'll start at nallen's irish pub and work our way tipsy and stumbling forward from there. so arrive at nallen's irish pub around 8 ish, but definitely before 9 so you'll be able to join us in our "saint trix day parade!"

billy, where's the parade start?

the first bar we'll visit during on our pub crawl is nallen's irish pub. nallen's irish pub is located at 1429 market street, in lodo, across from tommy tsunami's sushi bar. a lovely irish lad from nallen's informed billy trix that's there's no dress code, and they'll be live bands, bag pipes, and irish cuisine including mouth watering irish cabbage. for the hungry, as i mentioned before, tommy tsunami's is right across the street. since it seems like the irish invented commando, why not celebrate by leaving your boxers and pants at home and slip into a lovely plaid kilt? cover charge at nallen's irish pub is around $6 or so. john nallen, the quintessential denver irishman, runs his eponymous bar as if it were plucked from his homeland. it's small, dark and friendly, which might lead you to believe that nallen's saint patrick's day celebration is an understated affair. wrong. live entertainment will include pipe bands and step dancers from the emerald isle, and you can count on traditional irish fare and drinks aplenty. for those of you who follow our guerrilla brothers and sisters from other states... billy suggests you "wear: green." wearing green will absolve you from constant pinching, unless you have a cute ass. if you have a cute ass, billy trix, the denver guerrilla queer bar crew, and the denver guerrilla queer bar's parent company, the organization for the ethical and humane treatment of bananas, reserve the right to pinch your cute ass at any time. you've been warned... and remember, nallen's irish pub is just the saint trix day parade's starting point.

billy, what's after nallen's on the parade route?

billy's got a secret and he's not telling you! the best part about a pub crawl is that only billy knows where we're off to next. sometimes the bars might get tipped off to an announced guerrilla arrival. it's more fun when the bar is surprised! so this time, they won't know we're coming! for those of you who have been with us from the beginning, you've seen billy's bulbous megaphone. for the newbie's; during our first event, we whipped out billy's bulbous megaphone and announced that the party was on the move. this time, we'll warn you in advance. 10 minutes or so later, we'll announce our next invasion location. you've seen the guerrilla crew before, now imagine the guerrillas parading down the streets of denver on to our next location. i can tell you the next location is close to the previous, usually within walking distance. as promised, guerrilla queer bar offers the most fun and most unique monthly party in denver. this time it's a pub crawl. trust billy, in the months ahead we'll surprise you!

billy, how can tipsy mcstumble get home?

the next time your at&t mobile instrument drops a call, just imagine it's the soberride program, making an emergency breakthrough, arranging a yellow checkered limousine ride for a sloshed drag queen. at&t, coors and yellow cab will sponsor the sober ride program for those of you that are beyond even aquanet's help to stand up straight after the saint trix day parade. soberride will be in action saturday from 3 pm - 3 am. a free ride home up to $50 will be given to those who come to the yellow cab stand at union station at 17th & wynkoop. for more information, check out the downtown denver partnership news page.

billy, how can my friends and tricks get on the event announcement list?

anyone can join the denver guerrilla queer bar event announcement list! all it takes is an email address and a tolerance for lower case letters. point your friends and tricks to http://queerbar.com and have them enter their email address to the left. you'll be asked a few questions like age, height, eye color and turn ons. after you've filled out the questionnaire, you're subscribed! each month, you'll receive periodic emails from us, usually 1 gossipy email and 1 invitation email like this one. we don't sell or make your email address available to anyone, not even for sexual favors. so for those of you who aren't on our list, sign up and join the best party around, the denver guerrilla queer bar!