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show
me "a bottle of lube" dickey!
the
guerrilla gazette, denver, colorado, april 5,
2003 |
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| roxy
welcomes the guerrillas to her game show |
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| four of
billy's beloved, hardworking party
instigators took part in the weekly fegyle feud at
jr's bar and grill on saturday, april 5.
they came dressed in fabulous costumes from past
guerrilla bars: a nurse, two 'bobby tacky'
lampshades and a leather cowboy. rumor
has it that the lovely hostess, miss roxy
rubinstien, prefers her dates to be on the young
side, so on behalf of guerrilla's everywhere,
betty ford caldwell began the game by cheerfully
presenting her with a fresh young chicken (frozen
and straight from the supermarket). moments
into the liquor soaked tournament, billy's naughty
megaphone roared into action. roxy was
caught blatantly cheating in favor of the
apposing team and the guerrillas were not having
it. after three vicious, brain twisting,
liquor drinking, head shaking, earring ripping,
wig-removing rounds, the drag queens in the
bathroom decided that wearing white eyeliner is
indeed very tacky. meanwhile, a last minute steel
narrowly defeated the guerrilla team.
apparently bribing the hostess gets you nowhere in
this town. | |
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