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saint trix day parade
the guerrilla gazette, denver, colorado, march 15, 2003
 
everyone was on their knees at the saint trix day bar crawl
insatiable door boy informs us "300 people? if you can bring them I can take them" over 300 fabulously fun partygoers turned out, along with billy trix himself, to march their lush-ous little butts across lodo for the first ever st. tricks day parade.
 
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the night began at nallen's irish pub and wound up at fido's. the line outside nalles's bar quickly disappeared when one of billy's favorite drag queen, tabitha, busted out the naughty megaphone and announced it was time to go. looks of surprise and excitement were seen on people's faces as the enormous group made it's way through the streets of denver not knowing where billy was taking them next. blocks later, billy and a flock of panting drag queens arrived in front of fido's irish pub where the entire block was fenced off for an extravagant st. patrick's day party. the huge tent, live band and endlessly flowing liquor reminded billy of his last backyard bash. even without billy's infamous naked wait staff the party was a blast.
 
fabulous dj foos sports a new foo-doo
dj foos arrived with a bleach blonde dead rodent on his head. "i always wanted to look like martha stewart after jabbing a fork in an electrical outlet" dj foos told our guerrilla reporters at the scene. sweetie, we liked your sexy foo-doo just the way it was!  flush that thing on your head down the toilet!
 
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invitation
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