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cool river cafe - splahing around in the river!
the guerrilla gazette, denver, colorado, june 07, 2003

it's raining men!

Billy and denver’s ultimate traveling party hit the the high-falutin’ folks at the cool river café with a storm. As some of you might recall the weather, much like guerrilla queer bar, took cool river and the denver tech center by storm. With a flash of lighting and a boom of thunder billy and his crew took over cool river café. The uptight business men and women didn’t know what hit them as suddenly their favorite suburban hangout was having gay night! Those crafty hetero’s thought they were to blending right in with our fabulously fun crowd! WRONG, any moe with a sharp eye can spot last year’s summer collection from a football field away.

put that in your pipe and smoke it....!!!!

as the straight folks played pool and gorged themselves with cheese sticks and queso dip billy took notes for his new experiment called “sterile living, life in the burbs”. with his curiosity running high billy managed to weed his way through the overly crowded bar and on to the dance floor. billy just had to know what it was like to dance with the breeders!

american bandstand gone wrong.....

this fabulous live band could play any cover song under the sun. billly waited with anticipation for that fabulously fine singing diva to belt our it’s raining men, but she never did. Although she did have every piece of polyester in that joint shaking to some of the ultimate 70's disco dance tunes! A few of our self-proclaimed dancing queens even gave the once had to be bandstand regulars a run for their gold card! Billy wants to thank all of you for making cool river such a fun time. Just wait till you see what billy has in store for you next!

billy snaps

invitation

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