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you're invited to priscilla: queen of the corn maze, part two
friday, october 22nd, starting at 7pm sharp
starting at vinyl, sunset lounge
1082 broadway, denver, colorado 80203

important:	bring:
be at vinyl's rooftop lounge at 7pm sharp everyone must check in - look for the clipboard boy just inside the glass doors watch the departure time at each stop - we don't want to leave you behind! no alcohol is allowed in the corn maze NO SMOKING!, running (especially in heels), picking or throwing the corn, and please stay on the paths in the maze. please drink responsibly	flashlight valid id/drivers license warm coat and gloves your cell phone and/or a watch something to drink on the bus if you wish $$ to tip the hottie stripper boys your ticket (if you purchased it in person)

a hand full of tickets are still available online and at JR’s 8-10p tonight.
almost sold out!

billy’s priscilla bus tour is 150 boys and girls strong with about a dozen tickets left at press time! Can you imagine the look on their faces when three pink buses full of butch girls, pretty boys, loud drag queens with 9” stiletto heels and a megaphone in hand, and their friends arrive on the scene. Not to be missed!

the bus tour begins at vinyl at 1082 broadway at 7pm sharp. ticketholders will be meeting at the sunset lounge all the way up on the rooftop. happy hour on the roof starts at 4pm. make sure you are there on time, or early, the buses will leave at 7:30pm. you must have a valid ticket to get on the bus!

billy, who are the bus hostesses?

billy has assembled the most fabulous cast of hostesses this side of the stoli vodka factory!

Alexandra Winters - cohostess of drag queen bingo at serengeti, bitch goddess of mountain and plain
Chamblee Tucker - cohostess of drag queen bingo at serengeti, queen of all things hostess and hoho
Tabitha St. Thomas - hostess of the feygele feud at jr's, and... she drinks ya know
Celeste Michaels - she is gour-gous! those boots, that hair! mmmm, and that attitude!
Eureka Booze - campy... makes one hell of a milkshake- and it will bring you back to the yard
Sharon MaGoodies - officially now deemed a slut... the denver cycle slut's newest member

billy, who are the strippers?

after numerous auditions, interviews, and late night "sessions", billy has found some hotties to help you enjoy the ride! stripper #1 is tall, dark, muscled, toned, and fresh out of the military. yum! and when billly stumbled upon stripper #2, who is a blonde, "curious", smooth, toned college twink, he thought, yes please! both boys will be on board for your entertainment.

billy, what's the schedule?

starting point		vinyl, sunset lounge @ 1082 broadway, denver at 7pm
BUSES LEAVE		7:30pm sharp
the corn maze		denver botanic gardens at chatfield @ 8500 deer creek canyon, littleton
the suburb bar		pitcher's sports bar & club @ 2852 west bowles, littleton
the ending bar		tbd by your vote in billy's guerrilla election 2004 (don't worry, no electoral college here)

billy, what about the weather?

billy's house boy meteorologist has been on his back keeping his eye on the sky. no matter the weather, this event is on! if for reasons beyond billy's control, the weather is inclement or the corn maze is closed, billy's back up plan goes into effect and another destination will be added.

billy, what else do i need to know?

there are just a few important tips for the buses:

listen for the megaphone announcements and cues to get back on the bus. . this is a mobile party, the locations change. don't get left behind
booze is allowed on the bus if you choose to bring it, but please be clean.
if you vomit, the drag queens will make you lick it up… no kidding!
please throw your trash in the cans provided.
please bring your extra dollars so you can tip the strippers!
the drag queens hostesses assigned to your bus are in charge. have you seen a pissed off drag queen before?
you cannot leave anything on the bus as you may not continue on the same bus after the corn maze and you cannot take alcohol into the corn maze (they check).
there are corn maze cops (for real) and they will throw you out if they catch you cutting through the corn or if they catch you with alcohol.
and most importantly have a fabulous time!

billy, where is vinyl again?

well pookie, vinyl is at 1082 broadway next to the gart's sports castle and across from serengetti. just look skyward for poofs of drag queen hair bobbing about and you'll know you're there. to get to the rooftop patio, just take staircase on the south end of the front of the building. there is plenty of free parking up and down broadway and lincoln. remember, the buses leave promptly at 7:30 pm. get there early to get your drink on. hope to see you there!