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billy's holiday santarchy 2004 hits the streets of denver
the guerrilla
gazette, denver, colorado, december 11, 2004 |
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billy and his holiday elves all dressed up in santa suits and invaded the streets of denver on saturday december 11th. the
denver cacophony society organized the local edition of santarchy 2004. they loaded up two sleigh buses and careened through downtown, cherry creek and the highlands. billy and his naughty elves met at
forest room 5 at 2532 15th street in the highlands. after checking our list and drinking it twice, we hiked up the hill to invade their invasion! when their sleigh buses arrived, billy and his naughty elves joined a couple hundred santas and simultaneously invaded the
aztec sol tequila bar at 2219 west 32nd avenue.
here a santa, there a santa
at aztec sol, billy noticed there were santas of all shapes, sizes and girths. just like the "day spa"! there was hippie santa, 70's santa, posh santa and fat santa. there was even a boa santa and a naughty & nice santa pair. billy and his naughty elves fit right in! the local boys didn't know what to think as their little neighborhood tequila bar was overrun in a sea of red coats and santa hats. jesus himself even made an appearance and got down and dirty with mrs. claus. and just as quickly as all the santarchy santas did appear, they disappeared. loading up the sleigh buses and riding off to their next destination. perhaps you have heard of it. it's call charlies! you guessed it, billy got the santarchy santas to invade a gay bar. funny thou, most of them already knew where it was!
can i get a vodka 7 please?
apparently, vodka is not a popular item at an authentic tequila bar in the highlands. when billy made his way up to the bar, the only thing that greeted him was a wall of tequila on display. after asking for the barkeep for a vodka 7, she proudly pulled out the trashiest looking 2 liter plastic bottle of mccormick's from the well. It was the only brand of vodka they had! eeeek! billy's not a fan of the well. miss bartender then left the bar and wandered to the restaurant next door to get a glass bottle of 7up from the vending machine. apparently in the highlands, vodka, rum and things such as midori are oh so five minutes ago. never fear, santa brought billy plenty of stoli, skky, ketel one and svedka on christmas day. i guess billy has santa fooled. billy's not nice, he's naughty!
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