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you're invited to billy's state of emergency lounge attack at the ramada

saturday, march 26th, starting at 8pm
the ramada inn lounge: club 212, denver
2601 zuni street, denver, colorado 80211

emergency! emergency!

billy has received some disturbing news that there is a particular homophobic stage act going on at the ramada inn right here in denver! apparently, this sinarta/elvis/neil diamond wannabe lounge singer likes to openly insult homosexuals during his act. not only that, he has been known to be unfriendly to gay patrons of the lounge! well sweetie, this is 2005 and we are not laying down quietly! help billy fill up his audience with a bunch of rowdy, drunken homos. he might sing sinatra's "i've got you under my skin" and that's exactly what we're gonna do sweetie, get under his skin!

"we need to go bother this man."

what's the best way to bother a homophobic lounge singer? it's simple. be queer! no, more queer! be as queer as possible! here are some helpful queer ways to be bothersome:

dress like the homo you were born to be! whether that means wearing pink from head to toe, wrapping four of your fluffiest feather boas around your neck, going all out in fabulous drag or dressing like the village people, dress it up gurl! listen to your inner homo. be your inner homo. don't forget your tiara!
everybody dance now! believe it or not, the ramada lounge has a dance floor. so boys dance with boys and girls dance with girls. dance naughty! dance dirty! imagine it's a frank sinatra themed circuit party and get wild!
make out! kiss everyone! billy can't think of anything more bothersome to a homophobe than the sight of two hottie boys with their tongues down each other's throats. this is sure to work at the ramada lounge. (also works in colorado springs.)
bring your louder, queerer friends! this lounge attack is the ultimate guerrilla invasion and we need extra back up. bring as many of your fun queer friends with you as possible and let's have some fun!
drink! ummm, duh!
be noisy! hear something you don't like or approve of? be noisy! be heard! be queer!

if you're queer and you know it clap your hands!

thanks to a special grant from the people for the ethical treatment of bananas, billy has acquired 24 dozen noise makers to ensure his queer boys and girls are heard. these noise makers are first come, first served - just like your tricks! arrive early to ensure that you get yours!

i'm ready to attack, where's the ramada at?

the ramada inn is at 2601 zuni street in highlands. it's on the corner of speer and zuni just west of i-25. you don't know where that is? let's see pookie. it's 3 blocks south of that "day spa" place that you like to go to. see, there you go. you know right where it is. park in the parking lot, march right past the check-in desk and head gay into the lounge. hope to see you there buttercup!

billy’s guerrilla queer bar vacation package includes:

roundtrip air on mexicana airlines - non-stop from denver to puerto vallarta

a 7-night stay at the beautiful hotel buenaventura - on the beach and walking distance from downtown.

october 18-25

an all-inclusive package! your meals, many activities, parties, and the best feature ... all you can drink at the hotel are included.

all this for $849 per person (based on double occupancy)!

$50 discount for early pre-payment!

contact bob at all-inclusive vacations to sign up or for more information.

303-980-6483
866-980-6483 (toll free)
trip@queerbar.com