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 billy
and friends filled up two special
pink rush buses and took boulder by
surprise on friday night april 29th.
everyone met at the
mercury cafe in downtown denver
where the madness all began. once
everyone got a cocktail and were
checked in, the buses were loaded up
and started heading towards the
turnpike. it was quite the
priscilla repeat as the wheels on
the bus went round and round, the
clothes on the strippers went off
and off! one stripper didn’t
seem to wait till the bus even left
the lot before he was shaking his
thing for billy’s bus riding
sweeties.
once
inside the republic that is boulder,
the rush buses took on their first
boulder assignment, the legendary
dark horse saloon. as two
busloads of billy’s bus friends
rushed into the dark horse, the
regulars ran for their lives.
strippers, cycle sluts and drag
queens… oh my! the decor of the
dark is mindboggling unique. what
better place to brings our own
unique brand of fun people! “has
anyone seen nuclia?” oh yes, she’s
spread out on the air hockey table
posing for pictures! once we were
over the dark horse, the buses were
loaded up and headed towards the
hill in boulder.
 when the
buses neared the quiet corner of 15th
and euclid streets in the heart of
the hill, a calming hush silenced
the buses. the two buses parked in
front of an unsuspecting house, on
an unsuspecting street in the quiet
of the night. the bus doors opened
and nuclia waste, sharon magoodies,
tabitha st thomas, celeste michaels,
eureka booze, billy’s photographers
and even the strippers quietly got
off the buses and headed towards the
front door. then breaking the
silence of the night came out a call
from nuclia on the megaphone…
“delta delta delta- wake up! we’re
here!” faces started popping up
from inside the house at all the
windows. a couple of door knocks
later and the big sorority house
door opened as a lone, frightened
sorority girl answered “yes?”
“hi, i’m
nuclia waste. we’re from denver and
we’re here to rush,” nuclia
proclaimed as she waltzed into
delta delta delta! everyone
followed as sorority girls poured
from downstairs, laughing,
screaming, giggling, not knowing
what to do. what ensued was the
craziest photo op billy has ever
seen. drag queens, cycle sluts,
strippers in g-strings and sorority
girls in a boulder sorority house!
well done! as the queens departed,
the girls came outside to wish the
buses well as they departed for the
next martini soaked location.
 the
buses then headed towards the pearl
street mall and billy’s next drink
of choice, the
styr martini lounge and dance club.
once inside, the likes of classic
madonna and prince oozed from the dj
downstairs as billy and friends got
their drink on with lovely martinis
in the lounge. one naughty
guerrilla was even seen macking on a
college hottie he found out on the
dance floor. ahh, bar love! but
time was not on their side, as
nuclia used her megaphone to get the
troops moving to the next
destination,
the republic of boulder. once
inside the former oasis brewpub, it
was clear this place needed a
party. “billy trix, party of 100.
your bar is ready!” faster than you
could order a cocktail, one of the
strippers was up in the air dancing
and showing his stuff inside the
bar!
once
back on board the buses, the hosts
and strippers swapped and flopped
around to mix things up a bit for
the ride home. back inside denver,
the buses pulled in front of
club evolution so everyone could
dance off the rest of their night.
the gracious staff at evolution let
all of billy’s bus riding friends in
for free. wow! what a ride!
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