you're invited to billy's supermodel party at coyote ugly
thursday, may 26th, starting at 8pm
coyote ugly, denver
500 16th street mall  suite 350, denver, colorado 80202

 
 
   

you know you can’t fight the moonlight! 




billy has decided to start the memorial day weekend a little bit early this week.  so we’re hittin’ the town for a thursday night party!  grab some groovy hip threads from your closet and let’s get ugly, coyote ugly!  come one, come all, we’re heading downtown to see the ultra hottie girls at coyote ugly sling some drinks, shake their things and dance on the bar!  these hottie coyote girls are full of energy, busty and know how to pour a drink!  if we’re lucky, they might sing a little leann rimes for us too!  start your holiday weekend off the fun way, the guerrilla ugly way!    

 

wasn’t this a movie or something? 




yes sweetie!  coyote ugly’ was the hit movie inspired by the original coyote ugly bar in new york.  now coyote ugly has landed into the denver pavilions and so it’s only appropriate that billy’s friends stop in to say hi.  the original ugly saloon in new york is famous for the antics of its scantily clad female bartenders.   we on the other hand, are famous for antics of our own!

 

“we don’t serve water here!”

ummm… go ahead, ask if they do and see what happens.

     
   
where can i find some ugly?
although you can find some ugly in almost any bar in town, coyote ugly is downtown in the denver pavilions.  it’s on the third floor between the united artists movie theater and lucky strike.  there is plenty of underground parking in the pavilion’s garage for only 5 bucks.  remember, the party starts at 8, and in true guerrilla fashion, billy wants all of his supermodel coyotes to be on time!  grab your ugly, dress it up and we’ll see you there! 

 
 


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